If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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