My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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