toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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