Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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