me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Semen is not good for contacts.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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