Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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