I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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