For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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