I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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