the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He better not be in your backpack
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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