it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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