I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize