Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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