So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
