Dual....:-)
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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