Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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