Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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