How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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