we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Your cock deserves a montage
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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