I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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