I understand Curling. That high.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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