Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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