You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
sarcasm needs its own font
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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