so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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