Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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