we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
