isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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