dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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