Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
