i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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