What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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