I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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