I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i dont even know how to be here
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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