I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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