NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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