I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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