I cockslap morals
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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