i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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