a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
