My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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