i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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