The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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