my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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