that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I have demons in me.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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