Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
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We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
not ubering you a puppy
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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