Are we in a gay sports bar?
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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