on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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