Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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