Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
That accounts for only three of the penises
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Randomize
