Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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