My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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