Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize