ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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