I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
The adults are the big ones right?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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