Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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