We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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