Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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